One of the things about living in New York City, is the fact that people living above you.

I sometimes feel that I am in a bad dream, where a Buslast of beer with big bellies men to wear on me, but nothing spandex pants and ashy-feet-on-white-cane-socks in sandals.

It is a nightmare you want is not always in

Ah, yes. The flat top …..

Well, I was once a neighbour, but nothing was done by the empty all day, it led me to write, several intervals of a paper bag that courses crazy.

7:33 pm …. Vroom.

He started at that time because her husband, taxi driver, for the work.

8:46 pm …. Vroom. Vroom.

Zeus, thank you not to stop.

9:51 pm: Vroom. Vroom. Vroom.

Mercy, ME.

11:42 hours. Vroom. Vroom. Vroom.

God. Please. I am begging. Give them diarrhea. For an entire year.

It was, as is the case for weeks at a time. I could not more, and I simply had to confront. So, until the stairs I was struck smoothly and at their doors.

Speak the truth, I wanted to bust with 10 rebounds fatal karate, I learned from an old friend.

Boy, it was an excellent model of a man. But it is quite another matter, folks.

She opened the door and, finally, the interview was roughly this:

Empty-mother: “Yes, I can help you?”

Me: “Hello, I live in the lower right, and I can not do anything in writing with all the noise in a vacuum?” (Pssst. … I was really see one of my favorite shows: “Judge Mathis “Shhh …!)

Empty mislead: “So?”

Moi: “You know, I have a puzzle I could downstairs at this level if we bored ….. or heat!”

Shrek-the-empty-Monster: “Go to ….!”

The door on my face before I could catch the last word. But after discussion with the lady curious, always from the first floor window (it is in a neighbourhood of each )…. We found that the city wishes to “go” is somewhere close to purgatory.

Well, it makes me furious as a hatter. And I promised to do what most people, white - Write a letter to Snapple.

That they mess with my at particular times with Mathis judges.

So I sat and wrote a letter to cc’d Snapple and each agency for my book on stamps lead.

Ladies and gentlemen, Snapple:

I write in order to ensure the woman to the floor. She’s dangerous with appliances and causes me great pain in my back every day.

I am not a doctor, but if in the shower and I learned of the review, like me by my gynecologist, I think I’m unique - in my right cheek. It guesses the cheek.

Just when I used to the fact that rattles on his bed 7:03 pm from the law to consummate the marriage ….. sport, it adopted at its rotation of the machine empty - and never turn it off.

Can you send them your bottle of 23574 hats and say, it wins the biggest vacuum cleaner, if it comes with the same number of quiz questions?

This remains the crazy busy for about two years and by then my lease, mission and I will be moved to another pint-sized Manhattan apartment.